Quick facts about some of the Jifiti team:
Our CMO, still claims that the Winklevoss twins stole the Facebook
idea from him. He just doesn’t have the money to sue.
Our CTO, claims that the X-files was based on his life.
Our CEO, will talk down the price at a dollar store.
Our VP of Operations, is most probably the one spiking the office
water cooler with whisky.
Our VP of Product and R&D will answer any email within 4
minutes. 24/7. Try him –
Our lead coder, has quit smoking 589 times since she started
working for Jifiti. She just did it again.
Our DBA, who no one can remember hiring here at Jifiti, is able to
cook lunch for the entire team using nothing but old hard drives.
Our lead QA once stayed in his office and worked for 72 straight hours before a big product launch.
We have no idea what he did about food or drink.
Our project manager still thinks she will convince the entire Jifiti team to eat healthy.
We all know she is eating the Jelly Bellies when (she thinks) we’re not looking.
Our IKEA Portland Project Manager now speaks fluent Hebrew. She knows one word, but is fluent with it.
Our designer works with 15 different screens at once. People in the office still think he is an NSA analyst.
His favorite music is ‘whatever’.
Our testing automation guy QA’s the receipt of every lunch order delivery. No tip till he approves.
Our back end developer is vegan. Besides that, she's awesome.
Our front end developer can live off of black coffee and cigarettes. That's what makes a great developer.
Our back end developer will finish a project four days early and still be convinced that it won't be ready in time.
Our front end developer is a super vegan. We just assume she’s always hungry.
Our server guy. And the heart and soul of the company WhatsApp group.
Our QA team member is a big heavy metal fan. We don’t let her pick the music in the office.
Our Operations Manager will nurse a single cup of coffee for half a day. He simply never notices that we keep filling it up.
Our Operations Analyst claims that he can clean and assemble a machine gun faster than Forest Gump.
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